Role play

Taylor: Ugh, I am so bored

Jackie: Me 2…

Taylor: Jacks, don’t use Chatspeak! Be literate like me!

Jackie: I wants a cookie!

Taylor: Please don’t start this. -_-

Jackie: PIE FOR ME!

Taylor: -rolls eyes- Must you type like that?

Jackie: No… know it has come to my attention that 2+2=5

Taylor: What the heck is wrong with you? Are you retarded or something?

Jackie: Excuse me! Have you looked in a mirror recently?

Taylor: Yeah and I looked exceptionally pretty. My hair is an awful mess though since I forgot my hairbrush.

Jackie: -fell asleep- Huh, what?

Taylor: -kicks in the shin- Meanie!

Jackie: What was that for!?

Taylor: You fell asleep while I was talking,  now FACE THE FURY OF MY BAZOOKA! –pulls out bazooka and aims for Jackie-

Jackie: -ducks under a pile of rocks- You really want to do that?

Taylor: Yesh! X3 –takes out rock shooter and attaches it to bazooka- Get ready for me!

Jackie: NO! –runs into nearest warehouse and grab loads of supplies to build a robot-

Taylor: You may have robots but I have MINI LITTLE VOLDEMORT THINGS! X3

Jackie: Bring it on! –destroys the robot with a flamethrower-

Taylor: Why did you do that? Well, it’s not my robot. –shrugs- ATTACK MY MINIONS! –voldemort things attack-

Jackie: -shrugs- It had a malfunction from drinking too much orange juice… -searches for the life time guaranty-

Taylor: Orange juice? Phfft. WHERE?! –goes to look for orange juice while minions attack Jackie-

Jackie: -finds her flamethrower and shots the minions back to Taylor who is now… searching for orange juice-

Taylor: You may have kept back my minions but I have…MUFFINS! –takes out blueberry muffins-

Hannah: Muffins! –goes to eat them-

Taylor: DIE! –shoots with bazooka-

Hannah: x_x –ish dead-

Jackie: O.o

Taylor: You’re next! –reloads bazooka-

Jackie: -pulls out a Munchlax- Feel the wrath of my Munching Power!!!

Taylor: OLIVIA! She wouldn’t hurt me!

Jackie: Who said she was hurting you?

Taylor: She’s the Munchlax right?

-just then the Munchlax evolves into a Snorlax-

Jackie: Okay… that is not my problem!

Taylor: xDDD She’s FAT!

Jackie: Who are you talking about!!!!???

Taylor: That snorlaz is faaat.

Jackie:… … … … Do you still think that snorlax is Olivia?

Taylor: I guess you can say that… -a death note falls out of the sky-

Taylor: -picks it up- A death note…OMG no way!

Taylor: Have to test it…J…U…D…I…T…H…M…I…L…A…N…O

Jackie: Taylor?! No! Don’t do it!! IT IS A Death Note! … And what gives you the right to use it?

Taylor: Hm? It fell into the human world and since I am the first person to touch it, I am its owner.

Jackie: Great… -runs away- -comes back- Snorlax!

Snorlax: -yawns-

Jackie: Eh forget it!

Snorlax: -yawns-

Jackie: Hey Taylor, I want a Death Note!

Snorlax: -shakes head at Taylor saying no-

Taylor: There can only be up to six in the human world, this one is mine, go find one of the other five for yourself!

Snorlax: -runs off in search of the Death Note-

Jackie: -gets in front of Snorlax- HAHA!!